A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I’ve been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don’t have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
Continue reading 3 wishes for an illegal alien
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Sincerely, United States.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson.
Continue reading Dear Blank, please blank
Today there will be no funny image, video, or joke posted to the site. Instead, today we will be thankful that we live in a great and free country that allows a site like this to exist. This site makes fun of everything and probably offends people on a regular basis. In some countries, like China, a site like this would surely not be allowed and I would probably land in prison for the publishing of it.
May God bless the United States of America.
Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call an Italian that has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Continue reading Jokes to offend everyone