Just in case you haven’t seen all of the presidents in one photo collage.
Historical Keepsake Photo:
I was eating lunch with my 12 year old grandson a month or so ago when his mom asked him, "What is tomorrow?"
He said, "It’s President’s Day"
She asked, "What does that mean?"
…. I was waiting for something profound…
He said, "President’s Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I’ve been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don’t have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Sincerely, United States.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson.
Students at a local high school were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by former President Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton: Cost – $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a BS artist
If you cannot read the font of the above picture, you have three choices:
As with any President, the fake bumper stickers complain about what is done or not done. This is a small sampling of fake bumper stickers.