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Sincerely, .

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best is white and the is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985.

Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson.

Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic.

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic.

Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, "I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…" just saying…

Sincerely, Google.

Dear High Boys,

Your is not like Pinocchio’s nose – it doesn’t get longer every you lie about its size.

Sincerely, Reality.

Dear Dumbasses,

Please pull your damn pants up. This style should have died when it started in 1993. Get a job too.

Sincerely, Taxpayer tired of supporting you and your stupid 5 illegitimate children.


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