Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Sincerely, United States.
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic.
I’ve never heard anyone say, "I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…" just saying…
Dear High School Boys,
Your penis is not like Pinocchio’s nose – it doesn’t get longer every time you lie about its size.
Please pull your damn pants up. This style should have died when it started in 1993. Get a job too.
Sincerely, Taxpayer tired of supporting you and your stupid 5 illegitimate children.
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