- Mexican tap water
- A porcupine with a “pet me” sign
- Bill Clinton, with my teenage daughter
- A fart while fighting the flu
- An elevator ride with Ray Rice
- Taking pills or a drink offered by Bill Cosby
- A Bigfoot sighting
- A Hillary Clinton war story reported by Brian Williams
- Gas station sushi
- Jimmy Carter, with the economy or military strategy
- A Palestinian on a motorcycle
- Pete Carroll coaching decisions
- Eating an apple from an orchard at Fukushima reactor #4
- Hitching a ride from a guy in a goalie mask
- The ingredients in a hotdog
- Nancy Pelosi’s grip on reality
- Black Ice
- Jerry Sandusky as a Boy Scout leader
- Alien abduction stories
- Barney Frank in the shower asking you to pick up the bar of soap
Category Archives: Irony
One-Minute Time Machine
Every time the beautiful Regina rejects his advances, James pushes a red button and tries again, all the while unaware of the reality and consequences of his actions. Directed by Devon Avery. Selected for the Sploid Short Film Festival, a celebration of the coolest short films and the filmmakers that make them.
Keith Richards longevity
If math isn’t your strong suit
Religion is like a penis
Perverted toys
We saw these over at Cracked.com. Take a look at some of their others as they have a list of 15.
Seriously, a crotch rocket?
Interesting. You put water into his rectum, squeeze his crotch and the water comes forcefully out of his mouth. Continue reading Perverted toys
Arizona welcomes illegal immigrants
World’s Shortest Books
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson and Rev Al Sharpton
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ……
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the
Rev. Jesse Jackson
GREAT MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by George W. Bush
A GUIDE TO GUN SAFETY
by Dick Cheney
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi
ObamaCare is replaced by Macaroni
I use the email program Thunderbird for my personal email. I also use ScribeFire embedded in Firefox to create posts on this site. When you write ObamaCare in either program, it is flagged as a misspelling. The suggested alternative is Macaroni. I think that is fitting.
Yankee Doodle went to town,
A-Riding on a pony;
He stuck a feather in his cap,
And called it macaroni.
Only in America
Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Only in America…..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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Only in America …….do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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Only in America………do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
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Only in America…..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.