20 THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN HILLARY CLINTON

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Sep 212015
 
  1. Mexican tap water
  2. A porcupine with a “pet me” sign
  3. Bill Clinton, with my teenage daughter
  4. A fart while fighting the flu
  5. An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  6. Taking pills or a drink offered by Bill Cosby
  7. A Bigfoot sighting
  8. A Hillary Clinton war story reported by Brian Williams
  9. Gas station sushi
  10. Jimmy Carter, with the economy or military strategy
  11. A Palestinian on a motorcycle
  12. Pete Carroll coaching decisions
  13. Eating an apple from an orchard at Fukushima reactor #4
  14. Hitching a ride from a guy in a goalie mask
  15. The ingredients in a hotdog
  16. Nancy Pelosi’s grip on reality
  17. Black Ice
  18. Jerry Sandusky as a Boy Scout leader
  19. Alien abduction stories
  20. Barney Frank in the shower asking you to pick up the bar of soap
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One-Minute Time Machine

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Jul 162015
 

Every time the beautiful Regina rejects his advances, James pushes a red button and tries again, all the while unaware of the reality and consequences of his actions. Directed by Devon Avery. Selected for the Sploid Short Film Festival, a celebration of the coolest short films and the filmmakers that make them.

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Perverted toys

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Jul 032010
 

We saw these over at Cracked.com.  Take a look at some of their others as they have a list of 15.


Seriously, a crotch rocket?


Interesting. You put water into his rectum, squeeze his crotch and the water comes forcefully out of his mouth. Continue reading »

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ObamaCare is replaced by Macaroni

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Mar 272010
 

I use the email program Thunderbird for my personal email. I also use ScribeFire embedded in Firefox to create posts on this site.  When you write ObamaCare in either program, it is flagged as a misspelling.  The suggested alternative is Macaroni.  I think that is fitting.

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Only in America

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Mar 212010
 

Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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