Category Archives: Irony

20 THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN HILLARY CLINTON

  1. Mexican tap water
  2. A porcupine with a “pet me” sign
  3. Bill Clinton, with my teenage daughter
  4. A fart while fighting the flu
  5. An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  6. Taking pills or a drink offered by Bill Cosby
  7. A Bigfoot sighting
  8. A Hillary Clinton war story reported by Brian Williams
  9. Gas station sushi
  10. Jimmy Carter, with the economy or military strategy
  11. A Palestinian on a motorcycle
  12. Pete Carroll coaching decisions
  13. Eating an apple from an orchard at Fukushima reactor #4
  14. Hitching a ride from a guy in a goalie mask
  15. The ingredients in a hotdog
  16. Nancy Pelosi’s grip on reality
  17. Black Ice
  18. Jerry Sandusky as a Boy Scout leader
  19. Alien abduction stories
  20. Barney Frank in the shower asking you to pick up the bar of soap

World’s Shortest Books

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore


MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson and Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton


Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton


THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman


THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry


AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC


A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian


TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ……

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson


THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson


HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY

by Ted Kennedy


MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction

by the

Rev. Jesse Jackson


GREAT MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by George W. Bush


A GUIDE TO GUN SAFETY

by Dick Cheney

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

by Nancy Pelosi

ObamaCare is replaced by Macaroni

I use the email program Thunderbird for my personal email. I also use ScribeFire embedded in Firefox to create posts on this site.  When you write ObamaCare in either program, it is flagged as a misspelling.  The suggested alternative is Macaroni.  I think that is fitting.

Yankee Doodle

Yankee Doodle went to town,
A-Riding on a pony;
He stuck a feather in his cap,
And called it macaroni.

Only in America

Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Only in America…..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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Only in America …….do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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Only in America………do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

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Only in America…..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.