Feb 222010
 

Q. What’s the National Anthem?

A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an family go on vacation?

A. A different bar.

Q. What did the couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?

A. Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call an that has one arm shorter than the other?

A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren’t there any on ?

A. Because they’re not going to in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver’s Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Monday, Wednesday and Friday?

A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What’s the difference between a northern and a southern ?

A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q. How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the “F” word?

A. Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell “”.

Q. What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A. A northern fairytale begins: “Once upon a time …. ” A southern fairytale begins: “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this ….”

Q. Why doesn’t have an Olympic team?

A. Because all the who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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  3 Responses to “Jokes to offend everyone”

  1. wow! they were so funny but mean at the same time

  2. Q. What do you call a black priest?

    A. A holy shit!

  3. FUCK YOU THEYRE SHIT

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