Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call an Italian that has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
A. Because they’re not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver’s Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Monday, Wednesday and Friday?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What’s the difference between a northern zoo and a southern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q. How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the “F” word?
A. Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell “BINGO”.
A. A northern fairytale begins: “Once upon a time …. ” A southern fairytale begins: “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this ….”
Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.