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The Way Women Think

Husband’s Text Message to wife:

Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of the right foot is a possibility.

Love you……

Wife’s Response:

Who is Paula?

45+2 success tips for men that want to be successful

This success tips list isn’t really politically incorrect but I thought it was worth putting on the site. There may be some young people out there that might get offended by some of this stuff so it is worth putting here.

I found this image here the 46th and 47th are my observations to share.

45 ultimate tips for men

 

46. Any tattoo that you can see when you have a t-shirt on with long pants is not going to help you get the job.

47. Any piercing that distorts the shape of your body e.g. gauges almost guarantee that you will not get a job that pays you a salary. Good luck with an hourly wage for the rest of your life.

No sex since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man… Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma’am. I’m just serious by nature.”

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”

“Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?”

“1955, ma’am.”

“Well, there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean no sex since 1955! Come with me.”

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.

Afterward, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.”

The Sergeant Major glanced at his watch and replied in his serious voice, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”