Jun 122015
 

A born salesman Ole, the smoothest-talking Norske in the Minnesota National Guard, got called up to active duty.

Ole’s first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI life insurance, to which they were entitled.

The officer in charge soon noticed that Ole was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge.

The officer decided he’d sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Ole’s sales pitch. Ole stood up before the latest group of inductees and said,
“If you haf da normal GI insurans an’ yoo go to Afghanistan an’ get yourself kilt, da governmen’ pays yer beneficiary $20,000. If yoo take out da supplemental insurans, vich cost you only t’irty dollars a munt , den da governmen’ got ta pay yer beneficiary $200,000!” Continue reading »

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Nov 272014
 

Happy Thanksgiving.  I hope that you are able to work one of these gems into your conversation as you celebrate.

  1. Talk about a huge breast!
  2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
  3. It’s Cool Whip time!
  4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
  5. That’s one terrific spread!
  6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
  7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
  8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
  10. Don’t play with your meat.
  11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
  12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
  13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
  14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
  15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
  16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

 

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Mar 212014
 

This success tips list isn’t really politically incorrect but I thought it was worth putting on the site. There may be some young people out there that might get offended by some of this stuff so it is worth putting here.

I found this image here the 46th and 47th are my observations to share.

45 ultimate tips for men

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