March 14, 2015 at 9:26:53 will be the exact date of Pi. 3.141592653
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Feb 042014
Obama assures Broncos that Obamacare covers choking
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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very
attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all
of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.
The man obeys.
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Nov 242013
The new Royal Baby, George, has already done three of the things on my bucket list.
- Became a billionaire
- Met the Queen
- Sucked Kate Middleton’s Tits