So Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty.
As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, “No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I’ve been in a brothel.”
The second barber turned to Barack and said, “How about you, Mr. Obama?” Barack replied, “Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn’t know what the inside of a brothel smells like.”
I was eating breakfast with my 6-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”
She said “It’s President’s Day!”
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A teacher went around her class asking each of the kids what they needed at home.
Joey said, “A computer.”
The teacher replied, “That would be very useful.”
Jenny said, “A new lawn mower.”
The teacher again replied, “That would also be very useful.”
Little Johnny popped up and said, “At my house we don’t need anything!”
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For all of you who have made disparaging remarks about President Obama, please read the following…
I’m sure most of us have read the so-called comparison of Lincoln and Kennedy, but did you ever consider the relationship between Obama and Lincoln?
You might be surprised…
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