Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco…

Sincerely, United States.

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Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985.

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Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson.

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Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic.

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Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.

Sincerely, The Titanic.

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Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, "I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…" just saying…

Sincerely, Google.

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Dear High School Boys,

Your penis is not like Pinocchio’s nose – it doesn’t get longer every time you lie about its size.

Sincerely, Reality.

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Dear Dumbasses,

Please pull your damn pants up. This style should have died when it started in 1993. Get a job too.

Sincerely, Taxpayer tired of supporting you and your stupid 5 illegitimate children.

 

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