Popularity: 1% [?]
Tags: Apple, iPad, iPod, laptopMar 222010
Mar 212010
Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Tags: America, ATM, atm machines, banks, Braille, car, cars, cigarettes, diet, USAMar 202010
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the “happy” owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL
Popularity: 2% [?]
Tags: Barack Obama, car, Government, Parent, workMar 192010
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
So they got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
They’re such asses…
Popularity: 1% [?]
Tags: bottle, computer, kids, living will, Night, vegetative state, wine
Mar 162010
Mar 152010
Going Green in Washington, D.C.
Finally, a green plan we can all get behind…..
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Tags: Congress, D.C., Green, plan, Washington, washington d c, Washington DCMar 152010
Check out this great NCAA Division 1 Men’s basketball tournament brackets document. If you are like me, you put your picks into several pools. I used to use one of the brackets that is posted on a sports site or in the newspaper but this one absolutely rocks. When you pick the winner of a game, that winner is available in a drop-down menu for the next game. No more mistakes or having people tell me they can’t read my writing!
You can download the Excel document at I Think Therefore I Rant. I checked it out and it is virus free according to my virus checker. It doesn’t use any macros so it is safe.
Popularity: 2% [?]
Tags: basketball, brackets, NCAA, tournamentMar 142010
This is a very sad story about a bear. Everybody should heed the warning to not feed wildlife because they become dependent and cannot forage for themselves anymore.
This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country’s wildlife!
The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife . . . .
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party….. as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
Popularity: 2% [?]
Tags: bear, car, Democrat, Democrat Party, Government, Montana, Parent, sad story, wildlife
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