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What Siri says

I don’t use Siri but it has been in the news a lot.  Siri is the “smart” assistant on the new Apple iPhone 4S.  Evidently it can be quite helpful but it can also say some funny things.  I have no idea if these are real or not but that doesn’t matter – they are funny.

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A chance to offend almost everyone

I’d just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said, ‘I’ve not eaten for two days’. I told him, ‘I wish I had your will power’


I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the instruction “finish off on her face” didn’t mean what I thought it did.


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