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• Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
• I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
• Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
• Embarrasing photo http://t.co/SPWxOdz9 #Bridesmaid #brother #Dad #dress #Family #family_photos #suit #wedding #wet_spot