Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Only in America…..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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Only in America …….do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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Only in America………do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

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Only in America…..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.