Monthly Archives: March 2010
Only in America
Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Only in America…..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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Only in America …….do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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Only in America………do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
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Only in America…..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces The 2010 Obama!
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the “happy” owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL
It won’t get you to work, but not a problem, there aren’t any jobs anyway!
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
So they got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
They’re such asses…
The evolution of Apple introductions
Favoritism – it exists everywhere
This image was found at EatLiver.com
Land o’ Lakes girl’s breasts
Going green in Washington DC
Going Green in Washington, D.C.
Finally, a green plan we can all get behind…..
Excel based NCAA Div. 1 Men’s Basketball Tournament Brackets with drop-downs
Check out this great NCAA Division 1 Men’s basketball tournament brackets document. If you are like me, you put your picks into several pools. I used to use one of the brackets that is posted on a sports site or in the newspaper but this one absolutely rocks. When you pick the winner of a game, that winner is available in a drop-down menu for the next game. No more mistakes or having people tell me they can’t read my writing! This document has made it a lot easier for us to manage the NCAA tournament games. Perhaps more people should consider using it. One of my friends said that his office uses this document to track the NCAA progress. As they often place bets on the winners, it’s ideal for them to use. His office is really into NCAA basketball. Some of the employees even got ncaa flags made to make sure they can show their support for their favorite team. That’s a good idea.
If you follow the NCAA this closely, you might also want to look at this document. You can download the Excel document at I Think Therefore I Rant. I checked it out and it is virus free according to my virus checker. It doesn’t use any macros so it is safe.
You could even tell all your office co-workers for the office pool. It is awesome. Hopefully, your favorite team will win the tournament games.
Montana Bear Tragedy
This is a very sad story about a bear. Everybody should heed the warning to not feed wildlife because they become dependent and cannot forage for themselves anymore.
This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country’s wildlife!
The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife . . . .
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party….. as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed . .. .
Bearack Obearma.