Tag Archives: Barack Obama
Are politicians funny?
I don’t know if politicians are funny but at times they do funny things.
Barack Obama wants to show some of his personal brand of ObamaCare.
It is hard to catch a football with your eyes closed!
This is either a picture of the call when GW tells the troops to not invade Iraq or it is a picture of the call when the UN tells GW that there is no way Saddam has weapons of mass destruction.
I found these images at Oddee.com. There are about a dozen more – check it out!
Tiger Woods discusses health care with Barach Obama
Tiger Woods is way out of his league compared to Barach Obama regarding ObamaCare when it comes to screwing people.
I would think that the women would like his size
Regardless of your politics this is funny.
Thanks to Timm for send me this image about Obama’s package.
The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces The 2010 Obama!
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the “happy” owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL
It won’t get you to work, but not a problem, there aren’t any jobs anyway!
Stupid Barack Obama joke
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished, the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so, Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished, the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, “Since Obama became the president of the USA ,the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
The Day ObamaCare died
This parody of American Pie sung by Barack Obama is quite hilarious!
The Day ObamaCare Died – American Pie Parody
Bad Obama jokes
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? …. America !
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Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Barack Obama bumper stickers
As with any President, the fake bumper stickers complain about what is done or not done. This is a small sampling of fake bumper stickers.
OBAMA TO TAX ASPIRIN
I JUST HEARD THAT
OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN,
WHY DO YOU ASK????
BECAUSE IT IS WHITE AND IT WORKS!