Bad Obama jokes

The are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.


needs Obamacare like Nancy needs a Halloween mask.


Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.


Q: What does call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.


Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.


If and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It
started to sink, who would be saved? …. America !


Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

One thought on “Bad Obama jokes”

  1. Little Johnny is at it again… President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.

    They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

    The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’?

    So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.

    One little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy?’

    ‘No,’ said Obama, ‘that would be an accident.’

    A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.’

    ‘I’m afraid not,’ explained Obama. ‘That’s what we would call great loss.’ The room went silent. No other children volunteered.

    Obama searched the room. ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’

    Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand.

    In a quiet voice he said: If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.’

    ‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed Obama. ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?’

    ‘Well,’ says Little johnny, ‘It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss… and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.

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