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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

Images, Politics

Go ahead and fire me!

July 1, 2010 admin 2 Comments

If you cannot read the font of the above picture, you have three choices:

Click on the image and it will get bigger.
Buy reading glasses because you are too old to read without them.
Go back to school and learn to read.

Images, Sarcasm

Boat launch problems by Obama supporter

June 8, 2010 admin 2 Comments

This was this guy’s first boat and he was taking it to the lake, but he wasn’t quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a ramp. However, he figured it couldn’t be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his Union office for advice, and they just told him… “Don’t let the trailer get too deep in the water when you’re launching your boat”.

Well later on, he couldn’t understand what they meant by that, as he just could barely get his trailer in the water! Here’s a picture worth a “thousand’ words! You’re gonna love this guy!!!

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to get married, have children or vote!

Sticker on back glass explains everything!!!

Images, Politics, Sarcasm

Barack’s Bullshit Bingo

May 30, 2010 admin 1 Comment

Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen…
(be sure to read directions at the bottom.)

Rules for Bullshit Bingo:

Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo”
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT,” (or shout out “PELOSI,” – it means the same thing).