Category Archives: Politics

World’s Shortest Books

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore


MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson and Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton


Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton


THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman


THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry


AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC


A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian


TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ……

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson


THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson


HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY

by Ted Kennedy


MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction

by the

Rev. Jesse Jackson


GREAT MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by George W. Bush


A GUIDE TO GUN SAFETY

by Dick Cheney

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

by Nancy Pelosi

Are politicians funny?

I don’t know if politicians are funny but at times they do funny things.


Barack Obama wants to show some of his personal brand of ObamaCare.


It is hard to catch a football with your eyes closed!


This is either a picture of the call when GW tells the troops to not invade Iraq or it is a picture of the call when the UN tells GW that there is no way Saddam has weapons of mass destruction.

I found these images at Oddee.com.  There are about a dozen more – check it out!

Top Ten Signs Nancy Pelosi is Getting Cocky

  • 10. Greets every Republican with “Sup, loser”
  • 9. This summer, plans to take a George W. Bush 5-week vacation
  • 8. Called Treasury Department asking, “Who do I have to talk to get on the nickel?”
  • 7. Attended health care bill signing in old sweatpants and a pair of Uggs
  • 6. Changed her name to Oprah Pelosi
  • 5. Took a gavel to Mitt Romney’s hair
  • 4. Thinks under her tutelage, she can turn Tim Tebow into an NFL quarterback
  • 3. Ends every disagreement with, “If you’re so smart, how come you’re not Speaker of the House”?
  • 2. Referred to John McCain as “the distinguished jackass from Arizona”
  • 1. Seen exchanging sexy texts with Tiger Woods
  • Thank you to TheJoker for sending this to me.

    ObamaCare is replaced by Macaroni

    I use the email program Thunderbird for my personal email. I also use ScribeFire embedded in Firefox to create posts on this site.  When you write ObamaCare in either program, it is flagged as a misspelling.  The suggested alternative is Macaroni.  I think that is fitting.

    Yankee Doodle

    Yankee Doodle went to town,
    A-Riding on a pony;
    He stuck a feather in his cap,
    And called it macaroni.