Here is what Obama needs set up to talk to a few school children. Not much room for kids. Still needs to have the teleprompters. The Secret Service guy in back keeps eyes out for any terrorist-type-8-year-old with tea-partying parents.
Here’s what the last guy needed…
Of course, it could be because the children with President Bush are actually smarter than the ones with President Obama.
10. Greets every Republican with “Sup, loser”
9. This summer, plans to take a George W. Bush 5-week vacation
8. Called Treasury Department asking, “Who do I have to talk to get on the nickel?”
7. Attended health care bill signing in old sweatpants and a pair of Uggs
6. Changed her name to Oprah Pelosi
5. Took a gavel to Mitt Romney’s hair
4. Thinks under her tutelage, she can turn Tim Tebow into an NFL quarterback
3. Ends every disagreement with, “If you’re so smart, how come you’re not Speaker of the House”?
2. Referred to John McCain as “the distinguished jackass from Arizona”
1. Seen exchanging sexy texts with Tiger Woods
Thank you to TheJoker for sending this to me.
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