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Boat launch problems by Obama supporter
This was this guy’s first boat and he was taking it to the lake, but he wasn’t quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a ramp. However, he figured it couldn’t be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his Union office for advice, and they just told him… “Don’t let the trailer get too deep in the water when you’re launching your boat”.
Well later on, he couldn’t understand what they meant by that, as he just could barely get his trailer in the water! Here’s a picture worth a “thousand’ words! You’re gonna love this guy!!!
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to get married, have children or vote!
Sticker on back glass explains everything!!!
Let’s hope that BP reads its own signs
Location, location, location
If you have difficulties reading the image below, click on the image and a larger version should appear. If that doesn’t work, may I suggest reading glasses – you are approaching that age you know.
Jewish pilgrimage
A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said, “Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity. “
“Oy vey,” said the father. “What have I done?”
He took his problem to his best friend. “Ike,” he said, “I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?”
“Funny you should ask,” said Ike. “I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi.”
So they did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi. “Funny you should ask,” said the rabbi. “I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?”
And so they all prayed, telling the Lord about their sons. As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the heavens:
“Funny you should ask,” said the voice “I, too, sent my Son to Israel……
Grandpa and grandson go fishing
An old man takes his grandson fishing one afternoon. After 15 minutes of fishing, ol’ grandpa takes out his flask of whiskey and starts drinking. His grandson asks, “Can I have some, Grandpa?”
“Can your dick touch your ass?” he replies.
“No.”
“Then you’re not old enough, sit down.”
Another 15 minutes pass and grandpa takes out his Camel and starts to puff away. His grandson asks “Can I have some of that, gramps?”
“Can your dick touch your ass?”
“No.”
“Then you’re not old enough, sit down.” Continue reading Grandpa and grandson go fishing
NSFW magazine ad
It seems there is a shadow being shown in the image below that some people are objecting to the publisher.
This ad appeared in the print version of the Spring/Summer edition of Miami Living magazine. Since I don’t care about being NSFW (especially if it is good for a grin or a laugh), I simply had to re-publish it here. I found this original story on Fox News (and that makes me laugh even harder with their very conservative spin on the news).
Thanks to the TheJoker for pointing me in the right direction.
Dilbert: IT helpdesk is not helpful to doing job
I continue to think that Dilbert works for my company.
Han Solo cops a feel of Princess Leia
Men and women pee differently
I found this at Beautiful Woman of the Day.