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Dilbert deals with expenses
Windows 7 keyboard
My understanding is that Microsoft is mandating that all Windows 7 computers will now ship with this keyboard.
Over worked mouse
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill were working in a factory. One day the supervisor approached Jill and said, “Jill, I’m afraid I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off.”
Jill replied, “Well, you better jack off because I’m too tired.”
OBAMA TO TAX ASPIRIN
I JUST HEARD THAT
OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN,
WHY DO YOU ASK????
BECAUSE IT IS WHITE AND IT WORKS!
Bailout money application
Parent Job Description
POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION :
- Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
- Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
- Travel expenses not reimbursed.
- Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES : Continue reading Parent Job Description
Sheep joke
With a sheep under his arm, a man walks into his bedroom and stands in front of his wife.
“This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache,” he says.
The wife looks at him and replies, “That’s not a pig, it’s a sheep.”
He looks at his wife and answers, “I wasn’t talking to you.”