Grandpa and grandson go fishing

An old man takes his one afternoon. After 15 minutes of fishing, ol’ takes out his flask of and starts drinking. His grandson asks, “Can I have some, Grandpa?”

“Can your dick touch your ass?” he replies.

“No.”

“Then you’re not old enough, sit down.”

Another 15 minutes pass and grandpa takes out his and starts to puff away. His grandson asks “Can I have some of that, gramps?”

“Can your dick touch your ass?”

“No.”

“Then you’re not old enough, sit down.”

Feeling bad the little sits down and starts to eat some chocolate chip that he brought along. Grandpa sees these cookies and asks, “Can I have a cookie?”

“Can your dick touch your ass?”

“Yeah.”

“Then go screw yourself, cause grandma made these for me.”

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