A teacher at a Birmingham, AL, high school asks a girl to use “handsome” in a sentence.
The girl named Lateshia says “Sometimes when I be suckin’ Jamal’s black cock, my jaw gets sore and I hafta use my handsome.”
The quality of our educational system sometimes brings a tear to your eye!!!
In South Los Angeles , a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. 6 LA, Hispanic, Gang Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died. A lone, white couple lived on the top floor… The couple survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA and met with the fire chief, on camera.
They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple lived?
The fire chief said, “They were at work.”
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. — Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. — Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. — Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. — Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. — David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! — Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. — Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. –David Letterman
Editorial note: I do not know for sure that any of the comedians above actually said any of these things.
Two men are out just quietly fishing & drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says,
“I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”
Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,
“You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.”
Interesting piece of history.
In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat’s bladder.
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the goat first
This humor is probably going to offend 90% of the people that watch this video.
TheTrapper told me about this on NextRound.