Oct 222010
 

The wife came early and found her in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was upset. “You are a disrespectful !” she cried. “How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce right away!”

And the husband replied, “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.”

“Go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”

And the husband began — “Well, I was getting into the to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the .

“I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days.

“So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last , the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

“Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

“Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight.

“I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

“I found the blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.”

The husband took a quick breath and continued, “She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

‘Please … Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?'”

Thank you to TheJoker for sending me this quickie joke!

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