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Mother of a 17 year old girl

Mother / Mother-in-law, Quickie, Women No Responses »

Sep 302010

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

Popularity: 4% [?]

Tags: condom, Doctor, sex, teenager

Redneck pickup lines

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Sep 292010

1) Did you fart? …cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? …..cuz ya’ll sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? …cuz I’d like to check you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? …cuz I can see myself in ‘em.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tags: pickup lines

Redneck images

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Sep 282010

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tags: air conditioner, car, Christmas tree, water ski

Preacher: Don’t do what I say

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Sep 272010

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. He said, ‘Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!’

The preacher said, ‘Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.’

The man said, ‘I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!’

Popularity: 2% [?]

Tags: church, cussing, dollar, preacher, profanity, USA

I stuck it in the wrong hole

Men, Video, Women No Responses »

Sep 262010

Popularity: 2% [?]

Tags: beach, bed, hole, music video, sex

American tourist in Holland

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Sep 252010

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. ‘These’ she explained, ‘Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.’ She then asked, ‘What do you do in America with your old goats?’

A spry old gentleman answered, ‘They send us on bus tours!

Popularity: 1% [?]

Tags: America, American, cheese, goat, love, milk, pasture, travel

Sensitive rednecks

Ethnic, Men, Quickie, Redneck No Responses »

Sep 242010

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, ‘Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.

Donnie says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’ Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tags: beer, Budweiser, death, widow

Unusual images

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Sep 232010

I found these really cool pictures over at RGB Picture.

The brave man at Tienanmen Square has nothing on this toddler!

He shouldn’t have eaten the beans at lunch.
Continue reading »

Popularity: 2% [?]

Tags: baby, cats, chemicals, deer, dog, soccer, soldier, students

BBQ RULES

Family, Marriage, Men, Quickie, Women No Responses »

Sep 222010

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion :

Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food and beer.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand .
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman .

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tags: barbecue, beer, grill, meat

The advantage to being obese

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Sep 212010

This series of images was so funny, I had to reproduce them all here. I found this at Don’t Panic so I am sorry to them that I took their whole post. Go visit them and see more funny stuff.

The hilarious part of these images (aside that it is just plain funny) is that if he was only half as fat, the girls wouldn’t have looked at him at all! There is an advantage to being super-obese.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tags: beach, bikini, chair, fat, girl, obese

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Politically Incorrect Humor

Mother of a 17 year old girl

Redneck pickup lines

Redneck images

Preacher: Don’t do what I say

I stuck it in the wrong hole

American tourist in Holland

Sensitive rednecks

Unusual images

BBQ RULES

The advantage to being obese

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