Mar 112010
 

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way .

The next day the first woman’s phones the other and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the , Well never forget you!’

(This joke was originally found at CoolFunnyJokes.com)

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