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Tags: Family, kids, minivan, rap, ToyotaJun 202010
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Jun 182010
It may be cruel to make fun of a prom photo. These are very impressionable young men and women. If this were a more caring and loving site, I would pass on showing these photos. Since the title of the site is Politically Incorrect though, I think I am safe!
I picked this up over at Oddee.com. Jump over there to see more!
It just wouldn’t be special without the family cat (that is the pet’s older cousin on the wall)! Continue reading »
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Tags: promJun 172010
Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day.
‘Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint, and we’re Jewish,’ she asks, ‘Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says: ‘No, I don’t think God would get mad.. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to?’
‘Osama Bin Laden,’ she says. Continue reading »
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Jun 152010
The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass.
If you’re over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina.
Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! Continue reading »
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Tags: exerciseThis information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and code words, the better off they are.
| AMEN | The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. |
| BULLETIN | Your receipt for attending Mass. |
| CHOIR | A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync. |
| HOLY WATER | A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. |
| HYMN | A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range. |
| INCENSE | Holy Smoke! |
| JESUITS | An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges with good basketball teams. |
| JONAH | The original ‘Jaws’ story. |
| JUSTICE | When kids have kids of their own. |
| KYRIE ELEISON |
The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava. (For you non-Catholics it means “Lord have mercy”.) |
| MAGI | The most famous trio to attend a baby shower. |
| MANGER | Where Mary placed Jesus because Joseph forgot the crib when packing the donkey. |
| PEW | A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches. |
| PROCESSION | The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats. |
| RECESSIONAL | The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot. |
| RECESSIONAL HYMN | The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left. |
| RELICS | People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. |
| STABLE | Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn’t covered by an HMO. (The Bible’s way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.) |
| TEN COMMANDMENTS | The most important Top Ten list not presented by David Letterman. |
| USHER | The only people in the parish who don’t know the seating capacity of a pew. |
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Tags: Catholic, church, priestJun 132010
Obviously, this joke and variations of it have been around forever but I found this image at I Can Has Internets
Thanks to TheJoker for pointing this out to me.
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Tags: Sofa King LowJun 122010
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Tags: beer, death, dog, kitchen sink, oven, washing machine
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