Olympic condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of condoms – Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.

“Olympic condoms?” she asks. “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colors,” he replies. “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

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Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.  The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.

‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies.

‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

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