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Monthly Archives: June 2010
Cool license plates
But if he drives real slow on the freeway, I am sure everyone is going to slow down.
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Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of condoms – Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.
“Olympic condoms?” she asks. “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colors,” he replies. “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.
“Gold, of course,” says the man proudly.
The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver?”
“Why silver?” asks the man.
“Well, it would be nice if you came second for a change.”
This guy isn’t on the school gymnastics team
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.
‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies.
‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.
‘Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.’
On the PA system: ‘Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down…