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Young Catholic girl is pregnant and confessing sins

A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest “I’m pregnant”

He asked ” How did this happen my child?”

She said “I think it must be the second coming”

The priest, shocked by this reply asked “What makes you think this has anything to do with the Second Coming?”

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Pregnancy and golfing

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.┬áJust pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”

“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”

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