I found this at Beautiful Woman of the Day.
Monthly Archives: May 2010
Barack’s Bullshit Bingo
Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen…
(be sure to read directions at the bottom.)
Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
- Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo”
- Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
- When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT,” (or shout out “PELOSI,” – it means the same thing).
Women’s equality is not going to happen
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head,and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Hilarious Photobombs
Oddee.com has 18 of these so jump over there to see the rest but these were my favorites.
If you are going to have an erection on a beach, sit your ass down until you can control yourself.
There are so many things I can say regarding these young women in the bathroom together but I will stay with “Shit or get off the pot”
That has to hurt!
Homer Simpson scolds Tiger Woods
Camping supplies in time for summer
Just when you think that you have everything for camping out and sitting around the fire at the lake someone comes up with something new.
UPDATE: Thanks to a regular reader for pointing out more of these images here. I didn’t find my version at that site but obviously these are floating all over the internet.
Dilbert fights expenses again
Thought for the day
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected
Husband has gone fishing
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. After they finish having sex, they cuddle for a few moments when the phone rings. Since they are in the woman’s house, she picks up the phone. Her lover watches and listens, hearing only her side of the conversation.
Speaking in a cheery voice, the woman says: “Hello? … Oh, hi… I’m so glad that you called… Really? That’s wonderful… I am so happy for you… That sounds terrific… Thanks… OK, goodbye, Dear.” Continue reading Husband has gone fishing