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Finding the perfect girl
An idiot that has never done business travel
I travel regularly for business (no, I don’t make enough money from this site’s ads to retire – I barely cover hosting costs). This Dilbert cartoon hit the spot for me.
Johnny can’t sit still at school
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office.. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
‘I thought I told you to call your mom!’ she said.
‘I did,’ he said, ‘and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she’d come and pick me up from school.’
More Obama bumper stickers
Thank you to all that have sent me Barack Obama bumper stickers since my first post on the subject. Here are a few more to laugh at:
Pickup line
A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk.
“What’s your name?” he asked.
“Carmen,” she replied.
“That’s a nice name,” he said. “Did your mother or father name you that?”
“Neither,” she said. “I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen.”
“Why did you do that?” he asked.
“Well,” she explained, “I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What’s your name?”
“Beertits,” the man replied.
I found this joke at The Beer Goggler
Bob Barker in a woman’s dream
How to start each day with a positive outlook
- Open a new file in your computer.
- Name it “Barack Obama”
- Send it to the Recycle Bin.
- Empty the Recycle Bin.
- Your computer will ask you “Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama?”
- Firmly click on “Yes”
Do you feel better?
David Letterman’s ‘Top Ten Excuses of the Guy Who Lost the iPhone Prototype’
Dilbert on iPhone loss (theft?)
Dilbert is great. I love the humor. Typically, when I republish something from Dilbert, I use the embed tool that Scott Adams has on his site. It seems that since these strips will never be published in your local paper, there is no embed. Therefore, I am not doing this the official way. I sure hope Scott doesn’t sue me but do me a favor and jump over to his site and tell him how great these strips are!