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Category Archives: Celebrity
Mother is worried about daughter
Daughter : ” Hey Mom. Me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. ”
Mom : ” OK. Don’t do anything stupid ”
Mom hears her daughter screaming ”BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH” !!
Mom rushes up stairs
Mom : ”What are you doing !!?!??!!”
Daughter : ”Get out mom, we are having sex!!.”
Mom : ”OHH!! Thank God! I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber.”
Live to Dance Face Plant
Paula Abdul’s new show “Live to Dance” features a dancer that bounces her forehead off of the stage.
Jennifer Anniston sells beer
Late night comedians attack!
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. — Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. — Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. — Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. — Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. — David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! — Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. — Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. –David Letterman
Editorial note: I do not know for sure that any of the comedians above actually said any of these things.
The Sarah Palin story
A little old, but still funny.
Tiger Woods has found a new sponsor
Gary Coleman jokes
Gary Coleman, former child star, has died at the age of 42. Doctors blame his death on complications from different strokes
Gary Coleman wastes no time getting up there to the Pearly Gates to meet St. Peter.
When he arrives St. Peter frowns and says, “well Gary there may be a few things here that we gotta have a little talk about first!”
Gary Coleman frowns and says, “What choo talkin’ bout Peter!”
Gary Coleman arrived at the pearly gates and he wasn’t let in right away. This wasn’t the first time little Gary was stuck behind bars.
Gary Coleman’s coffin even has his name on it
Yes, this is one of the most politically incorrect postings I have done on this site.