Daughter : ” Hey Mom. Me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. ”
Mom : ” OK. Don’t do anything stupid ”
Mom hears her daughter screaming ”BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH” !!
Mom rushes up stairs
Mom : ”What are you doing !!?!??!!”
Daughter : ”Get out mom, we are having sex!!.”
Mom : ”OHH!! Thank God! I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber.”
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Those “I” things
For my son’s Birthday, we bought him an iPod.
For my daughter’s birthday, she got an iPhone
and for my birthday I was pleased to receive an iPad.
Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon – and then the fight started….
Daughter explains Facebook to Dad
Dad: I just don’t get why you kids use it so much.
Jessica: Dad, Facebook is all about social networking. I know this doesn’t make sense to you since you have like zero friends!
Dad: Your mother and I had the Busch’s over for dinner last night…
Jessica: Just come here and take a look. See, last week I added Jared Starnes-
Dad: That kid from your old grade school?