Flying lessons failed my ex-wife (gruesome pictures) [Happy Halloween]

October 31, 2013 admin Leave a comment

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God our kids were with me at the Beach House this weekend. The absence of a post-crash fire was due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

She was evidently flying for a meeting that was going to be held at midnight tonight.

The photograph below was taken at the scene shows the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was very lucky.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Seasonal, Video

Halloween stripper to get you into the mood [barely SFW]

October 30, 2013 admin Leave a comment

A Halloween stripper to put you into the mood for tomorrow night.

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Marriage, Quickie

Morning sex has a great purpose

October 29, 2013 admin Leave a comment

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be a very good day! I love morning sex!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, “Thanks”, and returned to the stove with her T-shirt still up around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “Not that I am complaining since I love morning sex, but what was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”

Image courtesy of zole4 at FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Ethnic, Quickie

The Irish Bic Lighter

October 28, 2013 admin Leave a comment

Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Bob pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ralph for a light.

‘Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,’ Ralph replied with an Irish accent, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

‘My God, man!’ exclaimed Bob, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. ‘Where’d yew git dat monster?’

‘Well,’ replied Ralph, ‘I got it from my Genie.’

‘You haff a fecking Genie?’ Bob asked.

‘Ya, shure. It’s right here in my tackle Box,’ says Ralph.

‘Could I see him?’

Ralph opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the Genie,Bob says, ‘Hey dere! I’m a good pal of your master. will you grant me One wish?’

‘Yes, I will,’ says the Genie.

So Bob asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears Back into the tackle box leaving Bob sitting there waiting for his million Bucks. Shortly,the Irish sky Darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying directly overhead. But wait, there’s more!

Religion, Sports