‘My God, man!’ exclaimed Bob, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. ‘Where’d yew git dat monster?’
‘Well,’ replied Ralph, ‘I got it from my Genie.’
‘You haff a fecking Genie?’ Bob asked.
‘Ya, shure. It’s right here in my tackle Box,’ says Ralph.
‘Could I see him?’
Ralph opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the Genie,Bob says, ‘Hey dere! I’m a good pal of your master. will you grant me One wish?’
‘Yes, I will,’ says the Genie.
So Bob asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears Back into the tackle box leaving Bob sitting there waiting for his million Bucks. Shortly,the Irish sky Darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Bob yells at Ralph, ‘What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!
Ralph answers, ‘Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie Is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?’
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