Eli Manning approaches the table and God asks, “What do you believe?”
Manning says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.”
God can’t help but see the goodness of Manning and offers him a seat to his left.
Tim Tebow walks up and God says, “What do you believe?”
Tebow says, “I believe in your total goodness, your love and generosity, and that you have given all to mankind.”
God is greatly moved by Tebow’s eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, Tom Brady comes over to the table: God asks, “And you, Tom, what do you believe?”
Brady replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”
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