Dear Dr. Phil,
I was watching my next door neighbor’s wife sun bathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off I turned to notice my wife just standing there, arms folded…watching me.
Is she a pervert?
Monthly Archives: September 2013
The best patients come from…
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered..”
The second, from Chicago , responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order”
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers… Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.. “
Little Johnny – things that end with “tor”
A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with
“tor” that ate things.
The first little boy said, “Alligator.”
“Very good James, that’s a big word.”
The second boy said, “Predator.”
“ Yes, that’s another big word Alan. Very well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word
Johnny, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my mother has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like
there’s no tomorrow!”
The wisdom of Betty White
Why girls don’t fart
Politically incorrect person deposits large check
This just proves that when you are filthy rich, the rules no longer apply.