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Sex after surgery

A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation.
“You’ll be fine,” he said.
She asked … “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?”

The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.
“What’s the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won’t I?”
He replied …
“Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”

The best patients come from…

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered..”

The second, from Chicago , responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

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