Sep 072013
 

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first , from New York , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered..”

The second, from Chicago , responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order”

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers… Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.. “

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