A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler. The little boy asks: “Can I have a beer Grandpa?”
Grandpa replies: “Can your pecker touch your ass?”
The little boy answered: “No Grandpa. It’s just a little pecker.”
Gramps says: “Well then, you’re not man enough to have a beer.”
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: “Can I have a cigar Grandpa?”
Once again, Grandpa asks: “Can your pecker touch your ass?”
Once again the little boy replies, “No, it’s too little.”
Gramps replies, “Then you’re not man enough to have a cigar.”
A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, “Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?” Continue reading Can your pecker touch your ass?