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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a in a trap. The said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three .” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your .

Whatever you wish for, your will get times ten!” The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”. The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.” So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.” So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

readers: Please read the rest of the joke.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his !!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

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