GENERAL:
1. Never take a beer to a .
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It’s considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will, it is still rude to drive the U-Haul to the funeral home.

DINING OUT:
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to “bruise” the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands.

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The United States Postal Service has unveiled its 2010 Stamp Program, and among the new releases will be a collection called “Sunday Funnies,” a tribute to five of the most notable strips in comics history. Calvin and Hobbes and Garfield join Beetle Bailey, Dennis the Menace and Archie in the set, which is scheduled to go on sale in July.

Sunday Funnies

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The year is 2016 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first president, Susan Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks after and says, ‘So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my ?’

‘I don’t think so. It’s a ten hour drive, your father isn’t as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.’

‘Don’t worry about it Mom, I’ll send to pick you up and take you home. And a will pick you up at your door.’

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Dilbert.com

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My understanding is that is mandating that all 7 will now ship with this keyboard.

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were working in a factory. One day the supervisor approached Jill and said, “Jill, I’m afraid I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off.”

Jill replied, “Well, you better jack off because I’m too tired.”

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I JUST HEARD THAT
OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN,

WHY DO YOU ASK????

BECAUSE IT IS WHITE AND IT WORKS!

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