Politically Incorrect Humor

The Widow at the Farmhouse

Dec 182011

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I’m recently widowed," she explained, "and I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Jack said, "we’ll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow’s attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and visit with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Popularity: 1% [?]

Tags: farm, widow

Crotchless panties

Marriage, Men, Quickie, Women No Responses »

Dec 172011

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs … enough times ‘til her husband says… "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Tags: panties

All about sex

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Dec 162011

Created by: Fitness Magazine

Popularity: 2% [?]

Tags: AIDS, condoms, infographic, intercourse, sex

Two brothers in the afterlife

Men, Religion No Responses »

Dec 092011

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life…..

As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.

One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.

Popularity: 1% [?]

Tags: Blonde, death, Heaven, hell, keg

Pregnancy class

Marriage, Men, Pregnancy, Quickie, Women No Responses »

Dec 072011

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said "ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"

She looked at the men in the room, "and gentlemen, remember – you’re in this together —it wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her."

Popularity: 2% [?]

Tags: golf

From bad to worse

Animals, Marriage, Men, Sports No Responses »

Oct 192011

At dawn the telephone rings.
      "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."
      "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
      "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead".
      "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"
      "Si, Senor, that’s the one."
      "Damn! That’s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"
      "From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."
      "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
      "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse. "
      "Dead horse? What dead horse?"
      "The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."
      "My prize thoroughbred is dead?"
      "Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."
      "Are you insane? What water cart?"
      "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."
      "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
      "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."
      "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"
      "Yes, Senor Rod."
      "But there’s electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"
      "For the funeral, Senor Rod."
      "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"
      "Your wife’s, Senor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tags: golf, horse, house, parrot, wife

3 nude men on a bench

Ethnic, Men No Responses »

Oct 022011

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tags: art, bench, painting

May I own a Canadian?

Ethnic, Marriage, Men, Politics, Religion, Sarcasm, Women No Responses »

Oct 012011

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Popularity: 5% [?]

Tags: Bible, gay, Laura Schlesinger, Leviticus