Things your Mother would NEVER say

— Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

— Go ahead and keep that stray , honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day.

— That outfit isn’t sexy enough, here, unbutton your .

— Why don’t you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.

— The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.

— Don’t clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.

— Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?

— Naw, you don’t have to call me, I’ll eventually figure it out if you’re in trouble.

3 thoughts on “Things your Mother would NEVER say”

  1. Hey, this is the last post in the last two months, are you gone? Shall I stop following you in my RSS reader?

  2. Yes, I am still here. Please don’t delete my RSS feed.

    Summer has been a challenge on my time. Between work, vacation and kids I haven’t been able to post. The good news is that I have a PILE of jokes to put on to the site. I hope to update the site once it isn’t so nice outside.

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