— Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
— Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
— That outfit isn’t sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
— Why don’t you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
— The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.
— Don’t clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
— Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
— Naw, you don’t have to call me, I’ll eventually figure it out if you’re in trouble.
Hey, this is the last post in the last two months, are you gone? Shall I stop following you in my RSS reader?
Yes, I am still here. Please don’t delete my RSS feed.
Summer has been a challenge on my time. Between work, vacation and kids I haven’t been able to post. The good news is that I have a PILE of jokes to put on to the site. I hope to update the site once it isn’t so nice outside.
Your father and I are going to go hump, so could you keep it down for a couple of hours? Actually, you might want to turn the stereo up a bit.