May 172011

— Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

— Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day.

— That outfit isn’t sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.

— Why don’t you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.

— The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.

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