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Monthly Archives: April 2011
Girls Watch Porn, Too
Hilarious video from the great comics at College Humor.
Should unemployed Americans buy Apple gear The Onion weighs in
Bank Name
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday.
“Suppose we open a savings account for you?” mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for ‘Name of your former bank.’ After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’
Prince William will have a terrible bachelor party
It’s gotta be weird stuffing money into a stripper’s underwear when every note has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.
Mexican faceplant
This guy should have stopped one drink earlier.
Tax day
Sorry, there is nothing funny about today. No humor today. I feel poor.
Check out our national debt to really ruin your day!
Use a different font next time
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Mexican summer Olympic team
Mexico doesn’t have a summer Olympic team, because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already across the border.
Famous athlete drinks
The most famous drink named after a professional athlete is the “Arnold Palmer”. It is half unsweetened iced tea, half lemonade. It is named for the golfer whose love of the concoction made it popular.
But are any other drinks named for athletes? Yes. Many, in fact. And unlike an Arnold Palmer, they’re all alcoholic drinks.
Consider trying all 14 for your next party!
JOHN DALY
Directions: Pour 14 cans of Busch Light into a bucket. Garnish with chicken wings.
BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Directions: Make a Sex On The Beach. Chase with a vigorous legal defense.
ALEXANDER OVECHKIN
Directions:Add one completely unnecessary shot of vodka to any drink.
TIM TEBOW
Directions: Fill a pint glass with vodka. Set aside for sterilization of circumcisions. Now pour glass of ice water and serve.
JOHN CALIPARI
Directions: Fill a champagne flute with champagne. Now vacate the champagne and sell the flute to the highest bidder.
LANE KIFFIN
Directions: Start making a martini. But quickly throw that out and make a margarita instead.