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Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday.
“Suppose we open a savings account for you?” mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for ‘Name of your former bank.’ After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’
The most famous drink named after a professional athlete is the “Arnold Palmer”. It is half unsweetened iced tea, half lemonade. It is named for the golfer whose love of the concoction made it popular.
But are any other drinks named for athletes? Yes. Many, in fact. And unlike an Arnold Palmer, they’re all alcoholic drinks.
Consider trying all 14 for your next party!
Directions: Pour 14 cans of Busch Light into a bucket. Garnish with chicken wings.
Directions: Make a Sex On The Beach. Chase with a vigorous legal defense.
Directions:Add one completely unnecessary shot of vodka to any drink.
Directions: Fill a pint glass with vodka. Set aside for sterilization of circumcisions. Now pour glass of ice water and serve.
Directions: Fill a champagne flute with champagne. Now vacate the champagne and sell the flute to the highest bidder.
Directions: Start making a martini. But quickly throw that out and make a margarita instead.