Golf Meditations

If you really want to get better at , go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

When your shot has to carry over a water , you can either hit one more or two more balls.

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents luck.

Every time a golfer makes a , he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.

You can put “draw” on the ball, you can put “fade” on the ball, but no golfer can put “straight” on the ball.

Don’t buy a until you’ve had a chance to throw it.

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  1. If you like politically incorrect humor and golf – check out ‘Politically Incorrect Golf Shots’ by Jack Palmer – it’s sure to give you a few laughs!

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