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Daddy, How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’

The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


You’ve Got Male!

The best contractors in the world contest!

A few of these guys have worked on my house!


It is fine except for the winter time!


A sure proof way to not catch the bad guys!


The stairway to nowhere.


Is it safer to cross the road or take the bridge?


Who needs to buy a level – I can tell if it is straight by eye!


Dear, I know the neighbors have a patio but that doesn’t mean that we have one!


The train doesn’t come by our house very often.


The boss said the light post had to be right here.


Guaranteed method to prevent over withdraws.


A little bit of privacy, please!