Students at a local high school were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by former President Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton: Cost – $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a BS artist

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let’s not go there

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica … Ooh, let’s not go there, either

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary … basically the same thing

I picked this up over at WebFunny.