Clinton v. Titanic

Students at a local high school were assigned to read two , “” and “My Life” by former Bill . One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton: Cost – $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden , and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a BS artist

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let’s not go there

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica … Ooh, let’s not go there, either

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy
Clinton: Bill goes to Hillary … basically the same thing

I picked this up over at WebFunny.

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